Welcome to Western Maryland's first and finest kennel (probably) since 2000
Where do we run/hike? Somewhere around Frederick, MD!
When do we run/hike? Every second Saturday of the month at 11am!
Why do we run/hike? Because we like trail and beer!
Next Trail
OFH3 Trail #381 - Annual White Elephant Trail
Description: It’s that time of year, you need to cum or you will miss out on all the fun! Your favorite two hares will be hosting the anal white elephant trail. Food and games to follow.
Bring or wear whatever your favorite ugly sweater.
Bring a fun new (unused) gift between $10-$20 and join in the fun of the anal white elephant gift exchange.
Hares: Super Soaker & Palm Pilot
When: Saturday, December 14, 2024
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Where: in the rear of
1719 Evansberry Dr.,
Frederick, MD 21701
Park out front, or on the side, just don’t put it in the rear!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/gVDzwFqDLSux9wd5A
Hash Cash: $5
Trail Type: A to A
Distances: Eagles 4 miles, Turkeys Less than 2.5 miles
Shiggy rating (1-10): 1.5
On-After: Potluck, White Elephant gift exchange and games to follow. Burgers and utensils provided, please bring a dish to share.
Trail on Deck
OFH3 Trail #382 - January Trail
Description: TBD
Hares: Just Matt, Penis Fly Trap, I Cunt Hear You
When: Saturday, January 10
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Where: TBD
Hash Cash: $5
Trail Type: TBD
Distances: TBD
Shiggy rating (1-10): TBD
On-After: TBD
The Hash House Harriers is a worldwide group of runners who enjoy following a trail that runs over hill and dale, through muck and mire, singing some songs, and drinking some beer along the way. And some more beer at the end.
