Welcome to Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
Western Maryland's home of Non-Anthrax white powder since 2000!
Where do we run? Somewhere around Fredneck!
When do we run? 1st Sunday and 3rd Saturday of the month, now that we're bi......monthly. 1:30pm unless otherwise ordered.
Why do we run? Because we like beer and trail!
Hashing is a worldwide group of runners who enjoy following a trail that runs over hill and dale, through muck and mire, singing some songs, and drinking some beer along the way. And some more beer at the end. We hash near Frederick, Maryland.
21 years and older only.
Hash Happy Hour
Upcoming: January 24th, 5:30 pm at JoJo's Restaurant & Tap House.
Do you really need a reason to come out for drinking practice? Oh, you do? Well, it's my motherfucking birthday, so there! Cum out, cum out, wherever you are and have a pint with a Hooker!! xoxoxoxo
Trails on Tap:
- Trail 196 (Sat. 1/21) Whiny Li'l Bitch and Just Kelly
- Trail 197 (Sat. 1/27) Rong Duk Dong and Spermit the Frog
Trail #196 (Saturday 1/21) Whiny Li'l Bitch and Just Kelly's - It's fu*kin cold and we are freezing our a$$es off Trail
Calling all Winter Wankers!
Come bitch moan and complain about everything in true Whiny style while running Just Kelly's first la*d trail and freezing your a$$es off with OFH3.
When: Assuming we're all still alive after the inauguration ... it'll be on the 21st of Jan - 2017
Where: 512 W South Street- Frederick, MD. Street parking.
Hares: Whiny Little Bitch and Just Kelly.
Why: It's OFH3- do you really need a reason to get sh*t faced?!
Hash cash: $5
Hare Notes: A-A Urban Trail with minimal shiggy. Bring hash CASH, VESSEL, VIRGINS and a bad attitude to Bitch and Complain about everything!!!
Hare Notes: Four legged friends are WELCOME on trail, but not at On After.
On After: Blue Side Tavern, Frederick. MD
Crash space availabe, post on the OFH3 Facebook site and someone will take you up. We love you visiting wankers!!
Trail #197 (Saturday 1/28) The Great Crawl of China, Year of the Cock
What better way to Rong in the year of the Cock than with a little Dong and a lot of Spermit?
Who: Rong Duck Dong and Spermit the Frog (virgin lay!)
What: A shitty, short (in distance), stumble around town.
Where: Start/End is at 723 Trail Ave, Frederick, MD (Trail is A to A). graciously provided by Just Holta and Just Mike
When: Gather at 1:30pm, pack away at 2pm
Why: Do you really need a reason to drink? Ok, we're celebrating the new moon following the winter solstice. Don't worry, Gregorians, we promise it's a thing.
Hash Cash: $5
DO Bring: Weather-appropriate clothing, vessel, ID and extra monies (trail will include bars-drink to your heart's content).
DON'T Bring: 4-legged-friends, firecrackers
As you may have been able to discern from above, this will be a VERY drinker-friendly trail. Stretch your livers, work out your rides from end circle, you will be drunk before end circle.
COSTUMES? Come dressed as your Chinese zodiac animal (confused? go here: http://sanfacon-mills.com/assets/images/New_Chinese.jpg)
ON-AFTER: Brewer's Alley (a pleasant walk from Start/End)
Tired of clicking on links that lead to private pages? Join our Facebook group at OFH3. It's the fastest way to keep in touch with your fellow hashers, runners, and rogues.
Need a ride from the rural territories to a run? Have some Hefeweizen you need to get rid of? Email fearless leader GDOT and Mismanagement by emailing email@example.com.