OFH3 Trail #391 - October Trail 10.11.25

 

Description: ✨🍂OMG besties!! 🍂✨I am literally squealing with excitement to invite you all to my super cutesy fall vibes October trail!! Like… hello?? The leaves are crunchy, the air is crisp, and my entire personality right now is just Pumpkin. Spice. Latte. ☕🎃🌟

Special Feature: THE PUMPKIN SPICE SHOT CHECK 🌟 

Yes, you heard me right. Somewhere along the way you’ll be blessed with my handcrafted, artisanal, limited-edition pumpkin spice latte inspired shot, giving cozy realness!!! Expect leaves, vibes, and maybe me crying about how fall is “literally the season of transformation.” Ugh, obsessedddd. So grab your friends, and come through for the cutest October trail ever!!  🍁✨ 

Hares: SpEd

When: October 11, 2025

Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

What: Fall Trail!

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Little Bennett Regional Park - Horse Trailer Parking Area 

26029 Prescott Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: 4-6 miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 4. Well it's not urban. Dog friendly with leash. 

On-After: TBD

OFH3 Trail #390 - September Trail 9.13.25

 

Description: This is the GNOME GNUTS GETS SPITROASTED TRAIL. Because he is old as dirt, and Gnome just got an upper GI/Coloscopy. As different medical teams were involved for each procedure, this technically counts as a spit roasting. To commemorate this milestone, one and all are invited to come to Frederick MD to explore the dank tunnels and moist byways of Frederick. Bring a headlamp, the tunnels might be long but there might be …….searching. Cold beer, puzzles, fishhooks, cryptic markings, and celebrations of body fluids, poop, and polyps await.

Hares: Enterthighs & Gnome Nuts

When: September 13, 2025

Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

What: GNOME GNUTS GETS SPITROASTED

Where: Uptown Dog Park, just across from Thomas Johnson Middle school. 

39.438768, -77.397129 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4GbNca2iC54zNsdR9

Cost: $5, virgins free 

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: Runners, 5.5ish. Walkers, 3.5ish

Shiggy rating (1-10): 4. Headlamp might be briefly helpful but not necessary. Dog Friendly: Yes, with leash.

On-After: Monocacy Brewery