Description: This is the GNOME GNUTS GETS SPITROASTED TRAIL. Because he is old as dirt, and Gnome just got an upper GI/Coloscopy. As different medical teams were involved for each procedure, this technically counts as a spit roasting. To commemorate this milestone, one and all are invited to come to Frederick MD to explore the dank tunnels and moist byways of Frederick. Bring a headlamp, the tunnels might be long but there might be …….searching. Cold beer, puzzles, fishhooks, cryptic markings, and celebrations of body fluids, poop, and polyps await.
Hares: Enterthighs & Gnome Nuts
When: September 13, 2025
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
What: GNOME GNUTS GETS SPITROASTED
Where: Uptown Dog Park, just across from Thomas Johnson Middle school.
39.438768, -77.397129
https://maps.app.goo.gl/4GbNca2iC54zNsdR9
Cost: $5, virgins free
Trail Type: A-A
Distances: Runners, 5.5ish. Walkers, 3.5ish
Shiggy rating (1-10): 4. Headlamp might be briefly helpful but not necessary. Dog Friendly: Yes, with leash.
On-After: Monocacy Brewery
