Welcome to Western Maryland's first and finest kennel (probably) since 2000
Where do we run/hike? Somewhere around Frederick, MD!
When do we run/hike? Every second Saturday of the month at 11am!
Why do we run/hike? Because we like trail and beer!
Next Trail
OFH3 Trail #385 - April Trail
Description:
April Fools’ approaches, and with it, a trail inspired by the unholy game Cards Against Humanity. Expect the unexpected. Awkward confessions. Questionable prompts. Terrible jokes. Possibly pants-optional challenges.
Join us for a trail that dares to test not just your endurance or alcohol tolerance, but your comedic limits. Will you surprise us with your handsome wit? or simply confirm other hasher’s old chants: you’re not funny! ????? Either way, you're invited to the madness
Hares: Lolita & SpEd
When: Saturday, April 12th
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Where: Frisco's, known for beautiful scenery, uneven terrain, and at least one spot where you’ll question your existence well maybe not but they have sandwiches and beer.
Hash Cash: $5
Trail Type: A-A with Cards Against Humanity Sprinkled in
Distances: 3- to 4-mile trail run that’s equal parts sweat, regret, and questionable life choices.
Shiggy rating (1-10): meh shouldn't be bad
On-After: Maybe we can find a sandwich shop near by
Trail on Deck
OFH3 Trail #385 - May Trail
Description: TBD
Hares: Spitz.cum
When: Saturday, May 10th
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Where: TBD
Hash Cash: $5
Trail Type: TBD
Distances: TBD
Shiggy rating (1-10): TBD
On-After: TBD